annicaspoon: superheroshowdowns: I’m not done talking about...

annicaspoon:

superheroshowdowns:

I’m not done talking about this kid.

If Beast Boy wasn’t so busy being a little turd he could be potentially the most accomplished assassin in the DC universe. he has the abilities of every creature to ever exist at his disposal.

Imagine:

That housefly chilling on your wall silently turning into a black mamba.

Getting some beauty sleep? Howbout mr. brown recluse pays you a visit.

Ooh look at that butterfly flying over your head NOPE, BOX JELLYFISH.

Or a gnat crawls into your ear. Then turns into a rhinoceros, now painted with a fresh coat of your blood.

Or a falcon flies at you at 100+ miles per hour and now it’s a bear flying at you at 100+ miles per hour.

But no. He has to be a “good guy” or whatever.

/rant

Let’s be honest. 

If Garfield Logan wasn’t so driven by compassion and enjoyment of being a hero - he’d be downright scary.