my dad folks

me: mom did you get the face paint?
dad: WHAT?
dad: I HAVE SUPPORTED THE PIERCINGS
dad: THE HOMESCHOOLING
dad: AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU DATE GIRLS
dad: BUT HOLY SHIT IF YOU TURN INTO A JUGGALO
dad: I AM DONE.
dad: I WON'T BE OK WITH THAT
dad: I WOULDN'T-
me: holy shit dad it's for cosplay
dad:...Oh.
me: You don't like juggalos, huh?
dad: clowns scare me