This is the official Whitehouse.gov petition to stop CISPA 2.0 - I can’t sign it because I’m not in America but this bill would affect more than just Americans, it’ll affect anyone and everyone who uses the internet.
Please Sign it!
((If you are American or are naturalized, Sign. It. This is not a request. It is a command. Because this is not a freaking joke, the same way SOPA last year was not a joke.))
[NEEDS 96,000 signatures, only has 3,000. SIGN! GO GO GO!]
Guys, even if you’re not in America just leave the state blank when you sign up and you can still sign it.
In other words, GO GO GO GO GO THIS IS SO IMPORTANT DO IT NOW.
We got someone a fluffy chicken for way less than this, don’t tell me it’s impossible. THE INTERNET DEPENDS ON IT.
THIS IS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE WE’RE ALL FUCKED.
Not American so GO DO IT FOR ME OR I’LL THROW CUSTARD PIES AT YOUR MOTHER
I’M 100000% FUCKING SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THIS IS SOME PRETTY SERIOUS FUCKING SHIT NOW YOU’D BETTER STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING DOING RIGHT NOW AND GO SIGN THIS FUCKING PETITION OR ELSE I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER (PRAISE TO HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES) THAT YOU WILL LEAVE THIS POST WITH EVERLASTING FUCKING GUILT FOR NOT DOING YOUR FUCKING DUTY TO THIS FUCKING COUNTRY AND THE TECHNOLOGY THAT HAS PROBABLY BEEN KEEPING YOU SANE
My American Followers: SIGN THIS PETITION: